|Season 1, Episode 23|
Parker's First Kiss (Season 2)
Years of being insulted finally takes a toll on Parker, who turns into a rampaging beast and insults everyone.
The episode begins with Parker heading to the mall on his way to work. The Tater Tots call him Parker "Stinkleman" and Parker just laughs it off with them. Then, the Ashley's insult Parker by calling him a freak and Ken and Daryl call Parker stupid. Josh is concerned about Parker, but he brushes it off.
Parker then makes a plate of ribs for a customer, who insults his cooking and calls him a greasy hog goblin. Parker goes into the kitchen and gets so angry that he turns into a big, scary monster. While Josh sticks up for Parker, Parker's monster form then starts rampaging through the city and insulting everyone. Doug decides to form a mob to bring the monster down.
That night, the mob is formed and they all go to find the jerk monster, unaware that he's Parker. After Josh calls Parker "Porker", he realizes that Parker is the monster and decides that if Parker is gonna be a scary jerk monster, he doesn't want to be friends anymore. The mob chases Parker to the roof and are about to attack him, but Josh intervenes saying that it's not Parker's fault and it was them who made him do this. Everyone apologizes to Parker for being mean to him and Parker starts crying up a storm, changing him back to normal.
For a full transcript of "Incredible Jerk", click here.
- The episode's title is a parody of The Incredible Hulk.
- This is one of few instances showing that Parker doesn't take insults too well.