|Season 1, Episode 3|
|Air date||September 29, 2006|
|Written by||Jamie Shannon|
|Directed by||Jamie Shannon|
Josh and Parker try to help Ashley get a zit off of her nose with a special concoction, Nuke 10, but it burns off her nose, and they attempt to glue it back on (as Dr. Josh and Dr. Parker) with Nose Balm 20. Soon, they replace her nose with a sausage after they accidentally fry it, and then lose it to a mouse. Everyone likes the new craze for noses made of meat.
The episode begins with Ashley Steinberg and her friends. She apparently has a zit on her nose due to an incident that Sky is responsible for. She desperately wishes for some zit cream to get rid of it. Josh appears and tells the girls that he has his own type of zit cream called Nuke 10, designed to vaporize pimples on contact. To the girls' surprise, Ashley accepts.
With the help of Parker, Josh creates the concoction. When he places it on Ashley zit, however, it causes her whole nose to fall off.
- Josh Redgrove
- Parker Dinkleman
- Doug "Douglas" the Mall Cop (cameo)
- Ashley Steinberg
- Ashley 2 (cameo)
- Sky (cameo)
For a full transcript of "Schnozzola", click here.