|Season 1, Episode 5|
|Air date||October 6, 2006|
After Josh calls him "Porker and starts a meat fight, Parker quits Mr. Meaty gets a job at SoyWhat?, making Josh have a hard time with the crazed customers and soon finds that he can't cope without Parker.
After Scaunchboro Mall closes, Josh goes to Soy What? to look for Parker. Soon, he discovers that Parker is about to be eaten by Gord and his evil accomplices (other cannibals). Josh saves Parker from the villains, and then (after Josh frees Parker), both of them start fighting the cannibals off with food. As a result to Gord being a coward and not helping the cannibals fight off Josh and Parker, the cannibals quit Gord's team and go to work at Mr. Meaty with Josh and Parker.
- Josh Redgrove
- Parker Dinkleman / Gord "Gordon"
- Tater Tot Leader (cameo)
- Doug / Darryl (cameo) / Peace Man (cameo)
- Peace Woman (cameo)
- The episode's former title used to be "Trouble At Soy What?".
- This was the first episode to air in Australia.