Josh: (on the mic) 4 burger combos, a chicken kaboodle and a fishy fishstick.
(A rush sound is heard. Josh is shocked when he sees Parker out of the kitchen, moving around in a panic.)
Josh (continued): Parker, Parker, you're not allowed out of the kitchen during lunch.
Parker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that. But you know what? I just drank a whole chug of milk just to see if I could, and now I....really, really, gotta go!
(He runs past Josh.)
Parker (continued): Uh, 'scuse me!
Josh: Hey, hey! Don't leave me here with the freaks!
(The customers are stunned. Josh looks back at them.)
Josh (continued): Oh, pardon me, heh, Awkward.
(One of the customers covers his face and cries.)
Josh (continued): Uhh...I'll get your food now.
(He goes to the kitchen and places a deep fryer filled with fries.)
Josh (continued): Ok. The faster I cook this stuff, the faster I get these people out of here. Let's see, where is the knob?
(He reaches for the knob and turns in toward the max, but suddenly pulls it off.)
Josh (continued): Augh! What a piece of junk!
(He is shocked when he sees the deep fryer bubbling up.)
Josh (continued): Uh oh. Okay, oh woah.
Edward R. Carney: What in tarnation...?
(Josh screams upon see them.)
Edward R. Carney (continued): Why is there neither hind nor hair of anyone at there here counter?!